T-Shirt — "Too Young to Retire, Too Broke to Quit, Too Ugly to Strip" Vintage Graphic Tee
Red / S
$25.99
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A sturdy, no-nonsense tee with a cheeky, weathered-back print that speaks to folks who laugh at life’s ups and downs. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and broken-in from the first wear, while the classic crew cut and relaxed fit sit comfortably under a jacket or on their own. The distressed text on the back—“TOO YOUNG TO RETIRE / TOO BROKE TO QUIT / TOO UGLY TO STRIP”—reads like a badge of gritty humor and self-deprecation. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for on slow weekends, late-night hangs, garage projects, or road trips where the playlist is louder than the map. Built to last with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, this tee wears in, not out. It’s a simple, honest piece that pairs with worn jeans, work boots, or whatever you pull on when you don’t want to overthink your outfit.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/label details and DTG for main print for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced cotton with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — "Too Young to Retire, Too Broke to Quit, Too Ugly to Strip" Vintage Graphic Tee
$25.99
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/label details and DTG for main print for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced cotton with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean